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Paul Pierce Cuffed… Not Stuffed

August 4, 2008 · Filed Under CELTICS, NBA 

paul pierce mvpBy the goat… Ahhhh… it’s good to be the king.

Paul Pierce was allegedly acting a tad belligerent during a 3 a.m. traffic stop in Las Vegas. Apparently once cuffed, Paul calmed down a bit and was let go.

This story just adds to the legend of Paul Pierce as far as I am concerned. I am not sure what I like more about this. On the one hand there is the fact that Paul Pierce is still celebrating victory in Las Vegas (anyone else would be dead by now). On the other hand, Paul may be the first athlete in history to get to the point of being cuffed, but not get arrested.

I would imagine the scene went something like this:

Police officer: “Sir do you have any idea why I pulled you over?”

Paul Pierce: “Yeah ‘cuz I’m Paul motherfuckin’ Pierce and you want an autograph!”

Police officer: “Actually sir, you ran three stop lights and are driving quite erratic. It is against the law to have one hand waving out the window with the M.V.P. trophy while the other beeps the horn repeatedly.”

Paul Pierce: “Damn dood, you trying to kill my buzz or somethin’, we the champs fool!”

Police officer: “Um, that happened almost two months ago sir, will you please step out of vehicle.”

Paul Pierce: “Fuck this, don’t you know who I am? You got nuthin’ punk!”

Police officer: “Sir due to the way your acting I have no choice but to handcuff you and run some field tests.”

Paul Pierce (now cuffed): “Officer if I may I would like to take a moment to apologize for my prior behavior. As you know I have been through quite an emotional time in my life lately and have admittedly been caught up in the whirlwind. I would hope that this emotion I have succumbed to is in no way misconstrued, nor misinterpreted as offensive behavior towards you, or anyone employed by the commonwealth of Nevada. I would also like to take a moment and express that you will have my complete cooperation in all matters that may pertain to having this incident come to a swift and hopefully fair conclusion for all those involved.”

Police officer: “Well that is very nice of you Mr. Pierce, my superior officer has arrived on the scene and I have received the go ahead to settle this matter with a warning and a few photos of my fellow officers and yourself.”

Paul Pierce: “Now we talkin’ homey! Let’s set this off proper, I gots my digi in the trunk dog!”

Police officer: “Word?!?!”

Paul Pierce: “Word!”

Ahhhh… it’s good to be the king.

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