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Brett Favre Traded To The Jets

August 7, 2008 · Filed Under NFL, RANDOM WEIRDNESS 

brett favre jets jerseyby the goat… As if we needed another reason to hate The New York Jets. ESPN is reporting that Favre is now going to call the Meadowlands home. What a perfect fit for a guy who has completely turned on the team that made him.

Eric Mangini, a mediocre football mind that was thrust onto the national stage on the coattails of Belichick’s genius, went to N.Y. and completely forgot that he would still be a college assistant if it weren’t for Lord Bill. Now the leagues most famous tattle tale, who cried foul because it was the only chance in hell he would ever have of competing with The Patriots, gets to coach Favre, a mediocre quarterback who would have never lasted anywhere but the Tundra.

What’s next? Brett will accuse Green Bay of secretly triangulating ham radio signals from the sidelines during opponents warm-ups?

My predictions for next season:

  • Brett Favre will retire after a 68-3 week two loss against The Pats
  • Eric Mangini will eat the retirement papers
  • Brett will be forced to come back in week three, but will throw 17 interceptions in the first half
  • Eric Mangini will eat Brett Favre at halftime
  • Green Bay will offer Mangini free meals for life at their stadium for ridding the world of Brett
  • Mangini, upon hearing the incredible offer, will immediately retire from coaching and move to Green Bay, saying that he had accomplished all he could
  • During halftime of Green Bays week seven matchup against the Indianapolis Colts, Brett Favre will leap from Manginis bowels in a Green Bay uniform to play quarterback
  • Mangini, unable to catch anyone else, will eat Peyton Manning
  • Without Satan Manning the Colts will not make the playoffs
  • After an easy victory in the AFC championship game Bill Belichick will be overheard telling friends that he loves it when a plan comes together

Yup that’s right, the whole thing, Mangini to the Jets, spygate, the handshake controversy, Favre to the Jets, it was all orchestrated by Bill Belichick to get Peyton Manning’s ass eaten by Fat Boy Mangini. In Bill we trust!

belichick and Mangini

I bet you didn’t see that one coming did you Mangina!

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2 Responses to “Brett Favre Traded To The Jets”

  1. Port-cha-rific on August 7th, 2008 5:31 pm

    FARVE GROW UP!!!!!!

  2. the goat on August 7th, 2008 5:33 pm

    Is that the port-cha-rific spelling of Favre?

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