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I Guess I’m Moving To Montana

October 28, 2008 · Filed Under RANDOM WEIRDNESS, VIDEOS 

by the goat… Remember pre - ‘04 Boston? How hard it was to live with the so called curse of the Bambino? Well imagine being from Montana, and the only thing anyone ever learns about your state is The Battle Of Little Bighorn.

While we had to live with Bucky “fucking” Dent and his game winning home run, the people of Montana have Sitting “fucking” Bull. I am sure it only got worse in the latter years as Americans have begun to finally empathize with the plight of the Native Americans.

You know who is from Montana? Bobby Petrino and Ryan Leaf. Not even Evel Knievel and Dana Carvey can make up for those two.

Well laugh no more! Montana has been redeemed and has now taken the lead as the most progressive state in the union. That’s right kids, Montana has started a state run gambling game, much like our Keno, that is based on fantasy football.

What a country! Montana is bringing it and if Massachusetts doesn’t smarten up and follow suit real soon, this billy goat is going to be headed to Montana via REI. I’ll grab the mountain climbing starter kit and go visit my cousins in the Rockies.

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4 Responses to “I Guess I’m Moving To Montana”

  1. My Sports Rumors - The Goon Squad on October 29th, 2008 4:35 am

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  2. Littzy on October 29th, 2008 8:48 am

    You know what they do to goats in montana right? You’ll be hunted down, ass blasted and gutted by a 300 pound man wearing a bright orange hat.

  3. tokes on October 29th, 2008 8:57 am

    Montana? The only thing that comes from Montana is steers and queers. And now state run fantasy football! Did you see the name of that guys fantasy team? Not terribly original but a good name for a football team nonetheless.

  4. The Hambino on October 30th, 2008 12:22 am

    I know goats aren’t steers so ?His team name isn’t as close as good as “The Gosnold Grove Warriors”

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