the goatthe goat was born and raised in the 02536 where he was tied to a tree on Central Avenue with a 3 foot rope. He was once jailed after eating a local recycling entrepreneur named “crazy” Manny’s entire stock of aluminum cans. Deciding right then and there that it was time to change his life, he started bostonsportsposters.com.

Subsequently the goat now lives in the Greater Boston Area and is able to roam free and spew nonsense about sports. Vowing to never forget where he came from he now spearheads GFTETOG, or Goats for the ethical treatment of goats, who’s primary objective is the “no goat left behind” bill which would enact a law where any rope used to tie a goat must be at least 6 feet long.

the goats hobbies include eating everything he comes within 10 feet of and staring at people in an eerily human and presumptuous way.