Squirrels Are Pricks

September 5, 2008 · Filed Under MLB, RANDOM WEIRDNESS, VIDEOS · Comment 

by the goat… Since good things come in three’s we might as well do another video post. If this video doesn’t convince you that squirrels are genuine assholes I don’t know what will. As a disclaimer you should probably know that goats and squirrels are natural enemies. I have been in a deep feud with a squirrel for some time, but that is a post for another day.

In this video you can clearly see that the squirrel is just messing with the players. He knows exactly what he is doing and is loving every minute of it:

The announcers had a few funny lines in there, turning it into a football play by play call wasn’t bad. What I can’t believe is that nobody noticed (and hasn’t since) that this squirrel was so obviously doing an imitation of minor league manager Phil Wellman.

If your not familiar with Phil he is the guy who did the crawl to the mound/rosin bag grenade toss move. Arguably the best ever move by a manager in the history of everything in forever. I am convinced that this squirrel busted out a pretty good impression of it and I can’t believe nobody is talking about it. Here is the video of Wellman. Watch the whole thing if you haven’t seen it, but then do me a favor.

Review what goes down at the 1:45 or so mark a few times and then go back to that douchebag squirrel’s video and watch what he does starting at the 00:27 or so mark. Stop now and do it, then read on.

You can’t tell me that prick wasn’t doing a re-enactment! He did it like three times. I’m telling you, as the goat, I know when an animal is really smarter and knows more about the Universe than humans, and squirrels fall into that category. We need to start an oversight committee to keep an eye on what these little bastards are up to. Sure this was a harmless little infiltration by a rogue squirrel, but I think it just goes to show what they would be capable if they ever organize under a powerful leader.

Pricks they are.

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